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Как я уже писал, "Волшебник Изумрудного Города" - сказка не простая и не андерсоновская. Вот и остряки - противники Тэтчер не стали тратить время на пафосные рассуждения о том, кто кого предал, а вместо этого приспособили к Железной Леди песенку "Динг, Донг, ведьма мертва". Получилось зло, весело, позитивно, изящно и со вкусом - это вам не панковское кривляние. Тэтчерофилам остается только скрежетать зубами.

Соответствующая музыке часть сценария - под катом.

MUNCHKINS
(sing)
Ding Dong! The Wicked Witch is dead.
Which old Witch?
The Wicked Witch!
Ding Dong! The Wicked Witch is dead.
Wake up, you sleepy head.
Rub your eyes
Get out of bed.
Wake up, the Wicked...

MLS -- Dorothy in carriage -- CAMERA PANS right slightly with her -- she
exits right as procession of soldiers enter and march to right -- CAMERA
TRUCKS back --

MUNCHKINS
(sing)
...Witch is dead!
She's gone where the Goblins go
Below...Below...Below
Yo -- ho, let's open up and sing
And ring the bells out.
Ding Dong! The merry-oh!
Sing it high
Sing it....

LS -- Carriage with Munchkins following -- CAMERA TRUCKS back slightly as
carriage comes forward to steps at right --

MUNCHKINS
(sing)
...low
Let them know
The Wicked Witch is dead!

MLS -- Three Heralds move forward from building -- Mayor enters and comes
forward followed by Barrister and City Fathers -- CAMERA BOOMS back over
Dorothy in carriage in f.g. -- Mayor moves to carriage -- Dorothy steps
from the carriage and Mayor leads her toward the b.g. --

MCS -- Dorothy and Mayor -- Mayor leads her to Barrister and City Fathers
-- turns and speaks -- Barrister and City Fathers and Mayor sing --

MAYOR
As Mayor of the Munchkin City
In the County of the Land of Oz
I welcome you most regally

BARRISTER
But we've got to verify it legally
To see...

MAYOR
To see?

BARRISTER
If she...

MAYOR
If she?

BARRISTER
Is morally, ethic'ly

FATHER NO. 1
Spiritually, physically

FATHER NO. 2
Positively, absolutely

ALL OF GROUP
Undeniably and reliably
Dead!

MCS -- Glinda on dais of fountain -- she looks o.s. to f.g. and smiles --

MLS -- Coroner moves up steps toward the r.f.g. -- CAMERA PANS right
slightly as he moves to Mayor and Dorothy -- unrolls scroll and sings --
scroll reads: CERTIFICATE OF DEATH --

CORONER
As Coroner, I must aver
I thoroughly examined her.
And she's not only merely dead,
She's really, most sincerely dead.

MLS -- Dorothy, Mayor, Barrister and City Fathers -- Mayor steps forward
and looks to the f.g. and sings --

MAYOR
Then this is a day of Independence
For all the Munchkins and their descendants!

BARRISTER
If any!

MAYOR
Yes, let the joyous news be spread.

LS -- Mayor, Dorothy, Barrister, City Fathers and Munchkins gathered at
steps -- Mayor speaks -- Munchkins cheer and dance --

MAYOR
The Wicked Old Witch at last is dead!

MUNCHKINS
(sing)
Ding Dong! The Witch is dead.
Which old witch?
The Wicked Witch!

MLS -- Munchkins move up steps to the left -- CAMERA BOOMS up with them
and holds on kids sleeping in nest -- BOOMS on and then down as Munchkins
come forward from between huts and sing and dance --

MUNCHKINS
(sing)
Ding Dong! The Wicked Witch is dead!
Wake up, you sleepy head!
Rub your eyes,
Get out of bed.
Wake up, the Wicked Witch is dead!
She's gone where the Goblins go
Below...below...below.
Yo ho, let's open up and sing,
And ring the bells out.
Ding Dong! The merry-oh!
Sing it high,
Sing it low.
Let them know
The Wicked Witch is dead!

LS -- Munchkin soldiers parade and march -- CAMERA BOOMS back and up as
they come forward -- Dorothy, Mayor and others entered on steps at right --
others in b.g. --

MLS -- Soldiers lined up before steps -- three tots move in through line
of soldiers and CAMERA PANS them right entering Dorothy standing on steps
-- they dance and sing -- exit left -- three tough kids come forward --

THREE TOTS
(sing)
We represent the Lullaby League, the Lullaby
League,
The Lullaby League
And in the name of the Lullaby League
We wish to welcome you to Munchkinland.

MCS -- Three Tough Kids look to r.f.g. and sing and dance-

THREE TOUGH KIDS
(sing)
We represent the Lollypop Guild, the
Lollypop Guild,
The Lollypop Guild
And in the name of the Lollypop Guild

MLS -- Three Tough Kids sing and hand Lollypop to Dorothy standing on
steps at right -- they move to other Munchkins in b.g. -- CAMERA BOOMS up
as they come forward and sing --

THREE TOUGH KIDS
(sing)
We wish to welcome you to Munchkinland.

MUNCHKINS
(sing)
We welcome you to Munchkinland
Tra la la la la la
Tra la la tra la la
Tra la la la la la la

MS -- Dorothy standing with Mayor, Barrister and City Fathers -- she turns
from one to the other as they sing

MAYOR
From now on you'll be history

BARRISTER
You'll be hist...

CITY FATHER
You'll be hist...

MAYOR
You'll be history

GROUP
And we will glorify your name

MAYOR
You'll be a bust...

BARRISTER
Be a bust...

CITY FATHER
Be a bust...

GROUP
In the hall of fame!

LS -- Dorothy, Mayor and City Fathers -- camera shooting past Munchkins in
f.g. -- CAMERA BOOMS with them as they come forward -- Glinda enters --
Munchkins gather before Glinda and City Fathers and Dorothy and sing --
smoke cloud appears and Witch enters -- Munchkins react

MUNCHKINS
(sing)
Tra la la la la
Tra la la tra la la
Tra la la la la la.. . . . . .

CS -- Witch -- looks o.s. to Munchkins -- Munchkins in b.g. -- react and
run -- CAMERA BOOMS left with Witch to farm house -- she looks at Witch of
the East's feet protruding from under the farm house --
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